Quotations from Women about Women

Some Pretty Funny Stuff -- Courtesy of The Freeman Institute...:

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1. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.-Gilda Radner-

2. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -Wendy Liebman-

3. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton-

4. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-

5. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-

6. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. -Rita Rudner-

7. I think -- therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead-

8. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -Erma Bombeck-

9. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-

10. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong-"